Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.Clearly, the Iranians are a fearsome adversary; we should be quaking in our boots. That was sarcasm. Unfortunately, Iran also has some smart folks. Smart folks who work to produce nuclear weapons to be used against us infidels.
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Perhaps we should de-nut them? Just asking...
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