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10.19.2005 | Suing God

Well, it's a good thing this case isn't coming before the Ninth Circuit. Those judges are just looney enough to hear it. This case being the demented attempt (or fiendishly clever...) by a convicted Romanian murderer to sue God.

It's the Big Guy's fault, since this hump was properly baptized by God's local agents, the Romanian Orthodox Church. And, as we all know, baptism is meant to seal you as one of God's own. Isn't it? The story, from the Daily Times, a Pakistani (!) online outlet, is summarized in this extract from the moke's pleading:

"I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people’s interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

Well, nice try, Bozo. Wasn't there something in those baptism vows about "renouncing Satan and all of his works?" That was on you, moron.

Oh. Forgot. You were probably baptized as an infant. OK, sue your Godparents. They were the ones who let you become a tool of Satan.

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: Name: Jack Rich; Location: Arlington, Virginia, United States

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El tracks in the Bronx I was born, grew up, and went to school in the Bronx, New York -- on the wrong side of the tracks. Got the chance to go to college, so instead of joining the NYPD (the obvious career choice at that time and place), I became an engineer. Spent some years designing things that go boom (or things that take things that go boom to their destinations...), principally for our military. Also took an interesting career turn and for some years was in charge of counter-terrorism for my agency...so I learned something about guns. And when to use them.

I am a believer, in God. Christian. My opinion of most denominations is that they seem to be more concerned with the collection plate and devising intricate rules as to who is in and who is out.

My politics are a mix of conservative and libertarian, as in live and let live. With one exception, I favor small government, maximum personal freedom, coupled with personal responsibility and accountability for one's actions. I also know that there are, and have always been, things that are true, and things that are not. Two problems: Being smart enough to know which is which, and having the guts to act on it. I make no claims...

The exception to small government? I favor a robust national defense, against enemies foreign, and domestic. Or, as Teddy Roosevelt should have said, "speak softly and carry a whole bunch of armored divisions."

This blog will focus on politics, culture, religion, national security. That's pretty much the same territory as the New York Times. Just that I will never label my opinions as "news."